A guy young man ， who earned his living as a drummer in a band ， had just married ， and he and his wife were looking for somewhere to live . They saw a lot of places ， but there was always someting that one of them did not like about them .
翻译：一个活泼的小伙子，在乐队当鼓手谋生，他刚结婚，他和妻子正在找地方住。他和妻子正在找地方住。他俩看过很多地点，但总有一些情况使其中一个人不满意。
At last ， however ， they found a block of new flats which both of them really liked . However ， there was still a problem of whether they should take one of the ground-floor flats which had a small garden ， or one of the upstairs ones .
翻译：不过，他们终于找到了他们俩都真正满意的新公寓大楼。然而，又有一个问题：他们该住在带一个小花园的一层呢，还是该住在楼上呢？
At last they decided on a first-floor flat -not too low down and not too high up -and moved in . After they had bought furniture ， carpets ， curtains ， and all the rest ，they gave a big party to celebrate the setting up of their first home together .
最后，他们决定住在不高不低的二层楼并搬了进去。在买了家具、地毯、窗帘以及所有的其它用品后，他们举行了一次聚会来共同庆祝他们首先建立了新家。
It was a gay and noisy party ， as all the hosts friends from the band came and played their instruments . The guests danced ， sang and practised on their hosts drums .
聚会活跃、热闹，因为男主人乐队的朋友都来了，各人演奏了各自的乐器。客人们跳着舞，唱着歌，还学着敲男主人的鼓。
Soon after one a.m. the telephone rang . The hostess came back with a happy smile on her face and said to her husband . That was the man who has just moved into the flat downstairs telephoning ， dear . I am s glad we decided not to choose it . He says it is terribly noisy down there .
凌晨一点刚过，电话铃响起来了。女主人到门厅去接电话，她刚接完电话后，面带欢笑地回来对丈夫说：“是楼下刚搬来的那位先生打来的电话，亲爱的。我真的为我们决定不选楼下而高兴。他说楼下他那儿噪声大得可怕。”
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